Ashes to Prophets of Doomsday: Recipes

Because, let's be real, we're all gonna burn

Welcome to the kitchen of the Antichristal Brewing Co., where we're brewing recipes that'll make the apocalypse taste good. Sort of.

Recipe 1: Ashes to Ashes

Mix 2 cups of ash-infused water with 1 cup of despair. Stir clockwise for 7 times, then counterclockwise for 3. Serve with a dash of existential dread.

Recipe 2: The Final Solution

Recipe 3: Last Chance Latte

Recipe 4: Burnt Sacrifice

Recipe 5: The End is Nigh

Recipe 6: Ashes of Our Lost Children